18 September 2026

some silly shorts (for [sexy] men) | a prototype pattern


not to brag but
this is my man
&i made these silly shorts
just for him

^..^

&im realizing now
(as im uploading these pics)
that i didn't get a snap of his butt in the shorts
(you can see the back in the mirror)
so
i guess that's what we'll be sure to accomplish
whenever he decides to take these shorts out for a spin

[below]
left :: the bobbin bar is expanding!
right :: his one fitting, lol






i used two 100% cotton fat quarters (the nasa print) for one leg
&about one and a quarter yards of 100% black cotton for the other leg, the lining &waistband
&about a quarter of a yard of 100% purple cotton for the trimmings
*shrug*

ive never made pants bottoms before
&i know these are shorts
but shorts are just ... short pants
*eye-roll*
i simply traced his favorite pair of basketball shorts
&made this janky pattern
of only the legs of the shorts
(waist band/bottom cuff not included)
&then i used my straight &curved rulers
to create smooth lines

*click*
on any pic throughout my site
to open the file to its full resolution
*back*
[hit the "back" button to return to this post]

i obviously cut up a lot more pieces in various shapes and sizes
&yes
i did not create a pattern for these pieces
lol
&yes
there are no drawstring holes
cause i designed my way around creating buttonholes
cause ive yet to do one
lol
#notsorryimnotsorry

so yea
if you want to make these shorts yourself
go for it!
as far as the pockets are concerned
ive been making pockets for all of my dresses
since the beginning of time
so yea
#notsorryimnotsorry

they're also fully lined
cause i have a thing about how all the stupid-fucking seams
OF ALL CLOTHING
are on the INSIDE against the body
which is just so fucking lame
*booooooo*
so i will be fully lining everything i make
cause yea
it's just how ima be!
#notsorryimnotsorry

so yea
i do not pattern everything
cause im pulling from decades of random-ass education and experiences
so
im no help to any "beginners" out here
*shrug*
there are other
better people
who can teach you how to sew
i promise.

[&the pattern is stashed on the 선 Sartorialism | Sketchbook page]





when i first sewed on the pockets, i accidentally sewed them into the bottom leg holes
lol
but it was an easy fix
cause i just cut them off and added more purple than i had originally planned
*easy*
&im constantly being amazed by how much further i can go (&faster) now that perfection is no longer my metric.



















these shorts are not for sale
but i will sell (silly) shorts for (sexy) men
at some point in the future
(when i can whip them out quickly)
&they're gonna cost somewhere around $800
[never including shipping]

feel free to drop any questions through the Contact Form
comment on insta
or email

\\//.