Everything &its multiple angles*

Wendy's is and always has been the best fast food; this is just #facts
&we can all thank the founder, Dave Thomas

Punching UP hurts no one and helps everyone

Using the Library is what's called a "No Lose" Situation

&so, it begins.

Empires fall when The Many rise

C00,000,000,GLER 

Damn, you almost feel sorry for Fuckerberg *sigh*

NOT.

"You sit too far down on 'em charts
To even ask me who's in charge"

[a full them fits more-nicely, in my mind

but love it and am obsessed

nonetheless]

It's the REMEMBERING that's the hardest part.

if you don't know what triggered the Great Depression [tariffs]

look it up [eventho i just told you]

I said, Recession-proof

According to some local article here

Four new Korean restaurants opened here

in Twelve days

Yea, we not flying for some time, now

Yes, it's always an ad, always

"Oh, [my undying love for] Martha"

I slept for Twelve hours

last sleep

"boys mad im not throwing myself at them after 1 compliment [emoji]"

*is what we call "spin"

First* Fry Day

 

*the first time since relocating here back in 2023

[end note :: &yea, the donuts look a little dark in their final pic, but it is just a result of poor editing as they were fried perfectly by the bodybuddy/lifemate, &the last pic is the chocolate dip/glaze, also whisked up by the bodybuddy/lifemate *sigh*]

Living Local

The two of you inadvertently paid your respects to the Beach Uncle, because your lifestyle took you to there at the time that it took you there, the very first time. Beach Uncle was sitting where he sits, and the two of you, for the first time, walked out toward the beach, and just before your feet hit the sand, you saw him, he you, and we all greeted each other. Moments later, you were feeling the sand of the beach between your toes, and that beach is your home-beach.

For nearly two years, the two of you run by Beach Uncle nearly every time you go for a run, and he greets you, "Good morning," like he does every passerby, and you greet him back, always with your best smile.

One month before the two-year mark of living here, the two of you are out on your run, like you do, and Beach Uncle is sitting where he sits as you run by, 

"Good morning," Beach Uncle greets, as he does.

"Good morning," you wave with a smile,

like you do;

the bodybuddy/lifemate ahead of you,

you cannot hear whatever the bodybuddy/lifemate says to Beach Uncle,

and then Beach Uncle christens you,

"You guys are late this morning," Beach Uncle ribs with a chuckle, and you smile back and shrug.

At the end of the run, out on the rocky ledge, you tell the bodybuddy/lifemate about how you feel as though the Beach Uncle has christened you. 

You feel the responsibility to pass along a few instructions for your Home Beach, especially since you've been seeing/reading a few local headlines about this beach, promoting it as a local hot-spot, and as a person who grew up in an environment of "locals" in a tourist "hot-spot," you loathe the idea of a journalist outing that which ought to only be known by those who reside here, year round, etc., and so, you decide to outline some instructions.

[DISCLAIMER: You do not consider yourself a "local," here, because you weren't born here, but you are a resident, now, and so there are different rules for locals and residents and tourists, and students would be considered residents until/unless you live here long enough to be recognized by locals as a local or you leave only to return as a tourist from time to time, etc.]

On Using "America's Best Urban Beach"

1. If you're a tourist, don't.

a. Yes, you can walk your ass out there and enjoy the place, but don't hunker. It's not your beach. Think of it more like a tourist attraction where you can look upon the locals and residents, etc.

b. If/when walking by, FOLLOW THE RULES; they are posted everywhere; DO NOT FEED THE BIRDS 

2. If you're a new resident, you must greet Beach Uncle before ever stepping foot on the sand.

a. If you don't know who he is, you haven't lived here long enough to use the beach

b. If you don't know where to find him, you haven't lived here long enough to use the beach

c. If you don't know when to find him, you haven't lived here long enough to use the beach 

d. Yes, one of the cats is his friend, so treats probably never hurt

3. Once you reach resident status, you have a responsibility to clean up the "green" fish netting.

a. If you think this substance is seaweed, you are a tourist, see Point 1. 

b. Since Beach Uncle has christened the two of you, the two of you officially feel this responsibility

4. Thank you for taking this seriously. 

if, for whatever reason, you find yourself in that exact moment—sitting at your family's one desktop computer in the living room—when you chose your very first internet identity—an AIM screen-name—you would like to have-chosen Sag4EVA, instead of the screen-name you did choose.

Being fireproof is vital for dragon slaying

so

remember your particular set of Elemental Powers

when choosing which type of boss you'd like to fell

You have deduced most of the parameters of your powers

but it's always never a good idea to share these sorts of details

about one's powers

in public

'cause your enemies are always keeping close tabs on you

"I'm not here for pleasing the men

Not here to reason with them"

If you're wondering why she won't speak about the state of the world

these days

&you think that she has some sort of obligation to explain it all to you

think again

For it is you who have not read this here thing, in its entirety

For she has written

extensively

on the state of the world

she's nearly explained it all

Plus

nobody asks her any specific questions

that they'd like to have explained

etc. 

Dragons work on longer timescales than other aggressors

Thus

the particular difficulty of dragon-slaying

is Time

Can you out-wait

a dragon?

Thus

a time-traveling being

who is fireproof

sorta can't not do some dragon slaying

from time to time

At first

she came in hot

on fire

really

but then you snapped at her

because she was on a rampage

testing every limit

finding every border

reigning herself in

by pushing until she is reprimanded

but she changes

after every reprimand

so much so

that you bought her a bag of popcorn

a new product range that we are to try

but that our bosses are too stingy to buy for us to try

&so

you bought some for them to try

&then

you noticed that the office scissors were missing

&you figured it was one of the new managers

'cause manager turnover

doesn't quite define it

more like

manager overhaul

&so

more patience is on order as all of the new managers

learn about you and your office

&then

literally

minutes after noticing the missing scissors

she comes blasting into your office

talking the entire time

explaining herself

&the scissors

apologetic

&dropping a brand new pair that she bought with her own money

into the shared-utensil holder

&then she was gone

you laugh

&a few days later

of her own volition

she's sitting in your office

telling you everything she thinks that you need to know about her

&you explain to her that you can order all sorts of office supplies for the store

&so

she definitely did not need to spend her own money on the scissors

&you ask her if she needs any jobbing supplies

but what you really know is that she needs some life-ing supplies

&so

you go on with your day

&she clocks out

&later

you decide

that you will supply her with some life-ing supplies

you're in the midst of slaying your very first dragon

&you are not even scared

not even in the slightest

even though

you're pretty sure

you ought to be

*shrug*

you will know when a man loves you

because you know that he loves you

&you know this 

because he will only see the parts of you that he loves

&to him

you are perfect

&you

are baffled

&this is the moment when all of the power of the relationship shifts onto you

entirely

&then

you have to decide

how you will then treat this man

who

undoubtedly

loves you

a man who shows any level of misogyny

is a threat to you

it is only a matter of degree

the reason why misogynists are dangerous to your bodily well-being

mind-health included

is because misogynists have different rules for men and women

For instance

there is a (white) man

here in hawaii

who believes that

because he thinks that his wife cheated on him

she should die

if he cheated on her

the punishment would not exist

because he would not believe that he did anything wrong

if you do not understand that this is the way that the powerful remain powerful

and the powerless

powerless

then you're probably living paycheck to paycheck

For

if you understood that recessions

are the way to keep the powerless

powerless

then you are a millennial

who learned nothing

from the recession

that greeted all of us

at the doorstep of adulthood

ALL MILLENNIALS OUGHT TO BE RECESSION-PROOF

gen z members who bet on the internet

will not succeed

to the extent that gen z members

who joined the job force

so early that

they are

now

twenty-something managers

will succeed

&that's 100%

totally fair

not that gen z cannot have some sort of internet presence

you must have some sort of internet presence

there are ways to learn

without living the lessons

but this way of learning

gives rise to doubt about whatever the Truth

actually is

&so

since you will inevitably search for the Truth

you might as well do it from the start

you're not a victim; you're lazy

"She does what?" Ladybug asks.

"She makes assumptions about me, believes herself to be correct, like a true narcissist, never asks questions, and then behaves according to her own bad-deductions," she explains.

"Just like that other one, the, uh, what was it," Ladybug thinks for a moment.

"The bitchy-agro," she sighs.

"Yes, that's it, bitchy-agro. Just like that?" Ladybug wonders.

"Yes," she sighs.

Ladybug takes a deep breath in and then huffs.

"Like, why is it always the stupidest people who think that they know everything, assume that they've, like, figured it out?" she stomps.

"Dunning and Kruger," Ladybug shakes its head.

"Don't I know it," she shrugs, despondent; "Enough about the losers."

"Yes, of course," Ladybug buzzes off and then loops back around to meet her on the trail.

"Lady?" she starts.

"Yea," Ladybug invites.

"Why don't people just open their mouths and ask?" she asks.

"On an individual level, I could never know such a thing, but in a general sense, it seems like people, in general, are very egocentric. You know?" Ladybug suggests. 

"Yea, like the types who, after you ask them a question about themselves, they keep talking as if you're, like, so interested in them, but really, you're just making conversation, but then they keep talking about themselves, and then, they never even ask you a single reciprocal question, cause like, they're such losers that nobody has ever shown any interest in them, and so, if you're the one who accidentally paid them a modicum of attention, by asking them a question, they suddenly think that you're like obsessed with them, like you care, and you want to know their entire life story, or like, you're literally the only person in the whole world who they will ever be able to tell their life story, etc., but really, you're just making conversation, cause, like, you're a decent person, and this is a social world in which we are all trapped, etc.," she vents.

"Most people are not cool," Ladybug sighs.

"Don't I know it," she sighs.

"So, don't worry about it," Ladybug shrugs.

She stops for a second, looks out over the shallow stream and then across the field between them and the Listmaker's Ranch.

"What do you want to eat?" Ladybug asks.

"A lobster roll," she states as she starts to stroll.

"Great! A lobster roll it is! What is it?" Ladybug asks.

"Ugh, Lady," she slump-shouts.

2025 APRIL | the second of two subscriptions

&it looks like
Christine Sun Kim
is in this issue!
featured in the article
"HOLDING THE LINE"
by Mara Mills

2025 APRIL | the first of two subscriptions

"who is this?" i wonder, aloud.
"g*** h****," the bodybuddy/lifemate answers.
"how the fuck do you know who this is?"
"it says it under the label."
"please."